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Au risque d’offenser monsieur le curé Bradette des Escoumins je vous raconte l’histoire du tablier de Bécassine à Fort Lauderdale ….il faut ce qu’il faut!!! J’espère que monsieur le curé me donnera l’absolution!
D’abord il faut se rappeler que toutes les femmes possèdent au moins un tablier… l’émancipation n’a pas réussi à nous départir du passage obligé quotidien : la bouffe et le ménage…et pour se garder pimpante et impeccable le tablier est incontournable. Maman Madeleine en fabrique de très beaux…
Toute petite, j’adorais lire les aventures de Bécassine : la naïve servante grassouillette venue de Bretagne pour gagner sa vie à Paris.
Bonne comme du bon pain, sa coiffe blanche dissimulant complètement sa chevelure…je soupçonne néanmoins qu’elle était blonde!!
Un jour, ma cousine Christine, connaissant ma passion m’a offert en cadeau, un tablier avec la photo de ma Bécassine adorée… j’étais contente …si contente que même après de multiples lavages mon tablier de Bécassine est encore un MUST…et il me permet de penser à Christine….
Ceci dit, il y a quelques années ma tante Céline habitait Fort Lauderdale en Floride pendant l’hiver. Nous étions invités chez-elle pour la soirée. Tout baignait dans l’huile. Notre motorisé, notre chien TouFou, Brian et moi étions stationnés dans un parc de motorisés (RV Park) pas loin de chez ma tante.
Notre voisin : un homme seul avec son chien, lavait son petit dogue sur la table de pique-nique juste à-côté de notre motorisé. Avant de partir chez ma tante, on se prépare donc pour prendre une douche…mais Brian pénètre dans la douche avant moi…mon Dieu…il y reste toujours une éternité…pourquoi ne pas en profiter pour faire un peu de ménage…comme je suis à poil, j’enfile le tablier de Bécassine…en attendant que Brian libère la douche.
En regardant mon voisin laver son chien je vois sur notre table de pique-nique nos livres, deux verres, une bouteille de Perrier…Oubliant que le tablier de Bécassine est ma seule parure…je sors dehors pour ramasser les livres, les verres…mais je n’ai que deux mains, je dois y retourner pour la bouteille de Perrier. Le voisin me regarde…lave son chien…me regarde, me lorgne….il ressemble à mon chien TouFou quand il flaire un biscuit…Je retourne une dernière fois dehors pour laver la table…
Brian sort enfin de la douche…Il me regarde : « Lyne j’adore ton tablier »!!!!
Je réalise alors que j’ai paradé devant le voisin vêtue uniquement de mon tablier de Bécassine. Mon Dieu, mon Dieu, mon Dieu…je voulais mourir de honte.
Nous sommes allés souper chez tante Céline… le lendemain matin nous quittions Fort Lauderdale…juste avant notre départ le voisin recommençait à laver son chien….il espérait probablement revoir le tablier de Bécassine ???
Diane was right-this is very funny. Now there will be a rush on to buy aprons!!!
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